Embarrassing...

So today my body decided to hate me... especially my diaphragm. Is that how you spell it? Kate don't be rude if its not. Anyway the diaphragm of Stephanie was being extremely spastic today on many different occasions. And those of you who know me know that crazy noises come out of my little body when I hiccup.

Occasion #1= I am a student aide for the Attendance Office during fourth hour... most exciting hour of my life. So during that hour today i was mindin' my own business, walking to room 215 to remind Lazy-Mc-Sitterson to go pick up the book he left at home, when the hiccups began. They were so loud that I walked by three classes and everyone in them turned to look at me. Even one teacher stopped her lecture just to look and see who was being so loud. I wanted to crawl under a rock and hide!

Occasion #2= Next, I was teaching piano to the cutest five-year-old in the world! and the hiccups returned. Cute-Little-Happiness started giggling uncontrollably and asked what was wrong. I had to pretend like nothing odd was happening and proceed with the lesson. That was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do as a piano teacher.

The hiccups returned two other times today but at normal times, like during dinner and right now but those aren't nearly as entertaining as the aide and teaching moments so I won't bore you with detailed explanations. That's my life... okay bye

At last, at last

So, those of you who are near and dear to me know that I have currently been reading the Harry Potter series for the first time in my life. I started in the end of July and haven't stopped since! At last, I finished number seven five minutes ago and it is seriously my favorite book. Everything i was worried about, even tiny details from books three and four, J.K. Rowling resolved in the most satisfying way possible.
Also, my lovely friend Rachel made a blog and it makes me happy... yay

Welcome, welcome to my life!

Hello! I'm Stephanie! Okay here come the explanations... My website is no gladiators because i thoroughly dislike the style of shoes called gladiators. I think they are hideous, but i don't think the people that wear them are hideous so don't hate me. Also, Sass on Stilettos came about when I was wearing high heels the other day and my friend said, "Hey Miss sass in stilettos!" I thought it was funny so... ya. Also my whole family calls me Shubba so that explains the "Life of Shubba" title. Understand?