Homecoming Oh Niiiiiine!

People, don't be mad that I haven't blogged in forever. I just was sad because I can't figure out how to put pictures on my posts so that is why. But I've given up trying and someone should just teach me. Anyway... Homecoming was this weekend and it was amazing! I went with my best friend since the seventh grade. Namely Chandler Willman. You could see a picture now but i don't know how. So just imagine a really tall red-headed nice male. We had Pei Wei for dinner (that spelling looks asian). It was so yummy. The fortunes in the cookies were better than the actual cookie. I was laughing so hard at them that tears were rolling down my face! We then ventured to the Mountain Pew for the dance. We stayed at the dance until it was over and danced our little hearts out! Chelsea and I recommended the last song and we felt so cool. Then we had crapes at a boy's house and had some more fun. That is the end of Homecoming and I loved every second of it!

All my car/driving dilemmas

Did i spell it right Rachel? Haha... anyway, I have had soooo many struggles with cars in the past week.
To start, last Friday I got in a car crash. My friend Rachel and I were driving back to school after lunch, and some other boys were driving in a car behind mine. We were at a red light, waiting to turn right. Well it turned green but a car in front of me was turning right so I was going slow. The next thing I know, me and poor Rachel are choking on our gum and rubbing our necks because they got thrown around from sudden whiplash. I turn around and see my friend yelling to himself. It was really scary. We pulled into the school and looked at our cars. The black truck's, or Benji as Stuart calls it, bumper is bent down and the whole tail gate looks crazy wierd. So that was scary but it wasn't my fault at all so yay that my family doesn't have to pay for it. Feel bad for me... it was tragic.
Next, today I was driving home from school in Kate's car, because my poor truck is sitting hopelessly in the garage. Kate's car goes so fast whith the tiniest push of the gas pedal. So it wasn't really my fault that I was going 62 on a 45 mph street. Mr. I-think-I'm-so-cool-ugly-sunglasses-and-too-large-for-my-health motorcycle policeman didn't buy the whole "gas pedal" story when he pulled me over! I loathe him. He's ugly. So ya. I got pulled over and got a ticket. I didn't even cry when we talked. I'm kind of sad about that becasue maybe tears would have made him like me more. Whatever. Thats my sad story. Have you every tried driving 25 in a 25 zone? Well I tried and failed. Its too hard. Okay the end

My Fam... I love you all

Well my brother and sister got all sad because they weren't added to my list of things I miss. But I would just like to remind them that they can call me and Kate can't. But I do love all my siblings equally and miss them all. I love to talk to Sarah and play with her and play with her kids. She is in Texas and I dislike how I can't go to her house or call her whenever I want. Stuart is very funny and likes to tease me a lot. I can't let this bug me because I know that it is a way that he shows his love for me. He rocks. Also, I love Morgan so much. She is very wonderful and always worries about me being an only child which is so very kind. They are in California and I want them to move here. There you go... happy now siblings?

Missing Things

My life keeps changing so much, so fast... I'm not dramatic its just too true! So I am missing everything lately. Let me tell you a few:

• Kate, my sister who went to Jerusalem and I don't really know how to contact her so i loathe it. I miss her so much and hope she is safe in the Holy Land.
• Homework. Don't think I'm a nerd! I've been in school for like three weeks and haven't had one assignment. There is a definite void.
• Mom and Dad. They leave me always and I want them to stay home for at least ten days straight.
• Kate
• The people who graduated. I didn't know I'd feel this way but I still think I'm going to see them in the halls or on the weekends and i never do. sadness
• Boys... they don't love me... need i say more?
• Kate

Okay thats the end of my depression. Thank you for letting me be sad. This is the last sad post I will do because I am a very happy person.

Embarrassing...

So today my body decided to hate me... especially my diaphragm. Is that how you spell it? Kate don't be rude if its not. Anyway the diaphragm of Stephanie was being extremely spastic today on many different occasions. And those of you who know me know that crazy noises come out of my little body when I hiccup.

Occasion #1= I am a student aide for the Attendance Office during fourth hour... most exciting hour of my life. So during that hour today i was mindin' my own business, walking to room 215 to remind Lazy-Mc-Sitterson to go pick up the book he left at home, when the hiccups began. They were so loud that I walked by three classes and everyone in them turned to look at me. Even one teacher stopped her lecture just to look and see who was being so loud. I wanted to crawl under a rock and hide!

Occasion #2= Next, I was teaching piano to the cutest five-year-old in the world! and the hiccups returned. Cute-Little-Happiness started giggling uncontrollably and asked what was wrong. I had to pretend like nothing odd was happening and proceed with the lesson. That was one of the hardest things I've ever had to do as a piano teacher.

The hiccups returned two other times today but at normal times, like during dinner and right now but those aren't nearly as entertaining as the aide and teaching moments so I won't bore you with detailed explanations. That's my life... okay bye

At last, at last

So, those of you who are near and dear to me know that I have currently been reading the Harry Potter series for the first time in my life. I started in the end of July and haven't stopped since! At last, I finished number seven five minutes ago and it is seriously my favorite book. Everything i was worried about, even tiny details from books three and four, J.K. Rowling resolved in the most satisfying way possible.
Also, my lovely friend Rachel made a blog and it makes me happy... yay

Welcome, welcome to my life!

Hello! I'm Stephanie! Okay here come the explanations... My website is no gladiators because i thoroughly dislike the style of shoes called gladiators. I think they are hideous, but i don't think the people that wear them are hideous so don't hate me. Also, Sass on Stilettos came about when I was wearing high heels the other day and my friend said, "Hey Miss sass in stilettos!" I thought it was funny so... ya. Also my whole family calls me Shubba so that explains the "Life of Shubba" title. Understand?